Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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