Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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