I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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