i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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