You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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