the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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