im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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