allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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