it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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