Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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