She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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