Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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