I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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