At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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