Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I need help removing her.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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