I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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