You really coming over, don't trick.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
false alarm. still invincible.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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