If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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