I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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