I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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