just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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