Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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