at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
