he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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