I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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