at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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