For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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