Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
