I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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