so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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