32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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