He told me they were just razor bumps!
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
