When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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