I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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