I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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