Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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