Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
