She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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