If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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