so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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