Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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