This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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