New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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