bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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