do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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