2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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