ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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