So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
