I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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