This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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