i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize